Monday, May 25, 2009

The Bracelet of Bordeaux

A Girl Scout uses a magic bracelet to kill an old lady with a lawn mower, harass an ice cream man, and save some girl's ugly ass dog. Sounds good on paper, right?

My favorite part is when she uses the bracelet to become a Mexican gunfighter and makes a shopkeeper "dance".

The Bracelet of Bordeaux was just recently released on May 18th in select US theaters.

ETA: Please note that Monterey Media also brought us the horrendous abomination that is Gooby. If The Bracelet of Bordeaux wasn't enough horror for your eyes, turn your attention to this:

Gooby was already enacted upon theaters on April 17th, and is apparently coming to DVD soon to terrorize more people.

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